Why don't movie posters still look this good? In fact, why don't movies still look this good? Good God, will you please pay attention to the tag lines of these amazing works of cinematic craftsmanship. If I couldn't have been the copywriter for these production companies, my next dream job would've been the illustrator. The art director walks in and says, "Nick, today I need a pack of chain-wielding, bearded thugs, dragging bound men behind their Harleys as they ride through the legs of a topless woman with a 1%er tattoo on her leg. Oh, and throw some guns in, and a couple dudes wrestling on the ground too. You handle that?" All day, sir. All day.