Birth Control Glasses

These are my glasses. There are many like them, but these are mine. My glasses are my best friend. They are my life. I must master them as I must master my life.

I was watching a doc the other day about recruits and boot camp. One of the kids that went in, sported contacts in the outside world, but in basic, was blessed with these bad boys. Evidently all new recruits must wear the issue specs, but once out, may wear what they want. I was kind of into these. Besides not looking all that bad, they could withstand a nuclear Blast. Okay, maybe not, but I'm sure you could shoot them, or at least sit on them. Why Birth Control? The issued glasses, or goggles, were given the nickname by recruits who swore that anyone wearing them had zero chance on getting laid. That's funny. Found an eBay store that sells them if anyone is interested.
BIRTH CONTROL GOGGLE EBAY STORE