Stepping Over The Shark

I would usually start off a post on something as random as these by asking the rhetorical, "why didn't I know about these?" Well, this time the question isn't exactly rhetorical -- because if there was ever a time in my life when someone said, "hey, you should check out hand-painted eggs from Romania," I'm sure I responded with a, "yeah, I'll totally do that," with a simultaneous thumbs down and fart sound. Well, shame on me.

Say what you will and accuse ATG of getting off-subject, but inspiration rears its hand-painted head where is wishes, I have no control. I get enough shit for posting the hell out of Porsches and watches, so don't complain about eggs. Looks like it might be spring break in Bucharest for me.