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There was a time when kids played with innocent, simple toys. They didn't make noise, you couldn't plug them in, and you didn't worry about purchasing a warranty with it in case the fuse blew. No, times were less complicated at one point, and the toys were no different. Below is evidence of such a moment when all it took for a few hours of entertainment was a semi-clean floor and the ability to make an engine sound with pursed lips.

Makes you want to have Rick Moranis as a dad, doesn't it? The first film, of course. The sequel would render these small Porsches useless as you stomped around the city looking for a 32:1 scale model instead.