Buco Net-Backs

I don't wear many hats, and I certainly don't wear net-backs. That said, maybe it's time for another look. Ashton Kutcher has hung his white-trash hat (pun intended) and moved on to the fedora. And although Ed Hardy still makes them, they put so much glitter and glamour on them, they're barely recognizable. I'm not going to sit idly by and allow the blasphemous resurrection of Von Dutch be the death of an icon. The official headgear of racetracks and dry lakes across the country will not be the butt of a joke. At least the Real McCoys feel the same as I do and carry the torch.

Yeah, Britney Spears wore them. But you know what... so did my Dad.