Brunton Helios Lighter

The open flame can withstand up to 80mph winds. Really? I couldn't even stand in 80mph winds, much less think of starting a fire. It's waterproof, and is good for 30,000 ignitions I don't know why I need one, but something deep down says I do. "Oh, here. Let me get that for you... LIGHT...oh, sorry about the eyebrows, but I could light another 29,999 of those for you if you'd like". $84.40.
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