It's All Cricket

Evidently the sport of Cricket actually makes sense to some people. I am not one of those. I am however one of those who will stumble upon a collection of vintage Cricket paraphernalia and post it on their random blog. Seeing as how I'd like to walk the walk as much as talking the talk, and as a patron of the sports, I am willing to learn the rules and various subtle nuances of this fine sport if given the chance. I will send "something" out to the person who can accurately make sense of the sport in 50 words or less in the comments section.

*Note: Special attention paid to any submissions written in iambic pentameter.