The chronos below will push you back about 4K, which happens to be about $3,996.34 more than I have right now, but I'm working on a plan. My favorite part of the Kobold site is the section which showcases their "ambassadors," a collection of men and women worthy of starring roles in Dos Equis commercials. Upon closer inspection, I noticed they didn't have any bloggers in their ranks... a fact I plan on exploiting. Everest... whatever. Just make it 2,501 and the secret dies with me.






